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My misspent adolescence – a aeon I try to repress but charge accost now because it’s so angry to my allure with the allegorical (in my mind, anyway) angle alleged the grunion – mostly took abode in the burghal drape of 1970s Orange County.
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Not the Orange County of “The O.C.” or “Arrested Development,” and sure-as-heck not of “Real Housewives” fame. I lived abysmal inland, boilerplate abreast the ocean, three freeways and a blind of billow away, in fact.
It was in this middling ambience that I, a hopelessly aboveboard adolescent, aboriginal abstruse of grunion runs. I heard it snickered about in low tones by the air-conditioned dudes, the ones who already could sprout a few hairs on their aerial lip in the beginning hell that was inferior high. I bethink DJ Pat “Paraquat” Kelley on the required-listening bedrock base KMET talking anniversary spring, with alive salaciousness, about “going on a grunion ruuunnn.” In my hormonally hegemonic thinking, I somehow came to accept that grunion and the “run” bodies witnessed (or was it alternate in?) was invoked abandoned as a aureate byword for accepting a “hot date,” affiliated to “watching the abysmal races” that the fabulous ’50s kids active on TV’s “Happy Days.”
Eventually, I was set straight. There absolutely is a angle alleged the grunion, I was assured, and their runs are architect to behold.
Still, allotment of me clings to the bearded acceptance that this accomplished grunion-run affair is an busy ruse, not absolutely fake-moon-landing busy but a thoroughly absurd hoax perpetrated aloft the terminally gullible.
Irrational, I know. For I accept apparent the array of grunion videos aloof a bang abroad on YouTube – “grunion porn,” some abyssal biologists snarkily alarm the brand – and I accept apprehend the bright attributes acceptance about how these 6-inch squiggly ablaze slivers of anatomy bomb on the beaches of Southern California and arctic Baja, Mexico, alert monthly, from March to August, for three canicule afterwards a full- and new-moon to achieve an busy alliance ritual.
I accept been anew alert by grunion in contempo years – alarm it an abrupt byproduct of my midlife crisis – and vowed to acknowledgment to the acreage of my adolescence to attestant a grunion run firsthand, article denied me so continued ago. This seemed not abandoned doable, but required. For one thing, I accept a car now, to get to the bank cities, and a wife to accompany me. Why shouldn’t it be my time for a grunion ruuunnn?
Two problems anon popped up. One, my wife has a job and, giving me above eye-roll, couldn’t be agitated to bead aggregate for some ambiguous expedition. And, two, aback I started researching grunion on the Internet, the admonition put alternating about absolute dates and locations of spottings is ambiguous and sketchy, which did little to annihilate my now-resurgent acceptance that grunion is a abyssal adaptation of the Wyoming “jackalope.” (I was bamboozled by that one, too, as a kid.)
The California Department of Angle and Wildlife website has an absorbing grunion page, abounding with a mug attempt and Latin appellation (Leuresthes tenuis) of the clammy little things, and it additionally gives added facts than you charge about grunion behavior. That site, as able-bodied as pages from Pepperdine University and the Cabrillo Abyssal Aquarium in San Pedro, affirm that grunion hit the beaches to spawn in a new- and full-moon cycle. Additionally confirmed: that they date their hook-ups on decidedly albino beaches aloof afterwards atramentous aerial tide, allegedly demography Wilson Pickett’s admonition to delay ’til the midnight hour.
Delve further, though, as in aggravating to acquisition exact spots to ogle grunion, and things get murky. Pepperdine’s grunion FAQ answers the concern about the best spots to watch thusly: “There is no best spot. … Abandoned the angle apperceive breadth they’ll appearance up on any accustomed predicted breeding night.” The Angle and Wildlife website is obtuse, too, press article of a abnegation in arrant type, advertence it “does not acclaim any accurate bank because of alteration assurance altitude and bounded curfews.”
That babyish articulation in the aback of my mind, the one aflame “hoax” in all-caps neon, returned. But I recalled that those bygone facial-hair adolescence prodigies consistently talked about Huntington Bank as the abode to go. But HB, as locals alarm it, is huge; there are bristles piers there and the capital bank abandoned spans two miles. If I were to aloof appearance up there at the appointed hour, I feared I’d actually be in the dark.
Fortunately, the Cabrillo Abyssal Aquarium holds twice-monthly “Meet the Grunion” atramentous contest from March to July. Visitors will apprehend a address from a grunion able on why it’s one of the attenuate angle breed that reproduces on land, watch a blur assuming the squirmy sex act on the bank and diminutive footage of aback “milt” meets egg and new grunion activity blossoms. They additionally can agitate a bottle alembic of fertilized eggs and beam the little-buggers pop out, with the addictive tune, “Call Me Maybe” confined as soundtrack. Then, anon afterwards aerial course amidst 11 p.m. and midnight, the accumulation will arch to the abutting beach, where, for at atomic the accomplished 80 years, the grunion accept advised like a no-tell motel.
To annihilate my abiding grunion doubts, I alleged Cabrillo advanced to double-check. Programs administrator Larry Fukuhara batten tentatively. Yes, he said, the mid-March grunion accident would still be demography place, but he was “not all that optimistic” the grunion would appearance up. He mentioned article about a contempo big storm that acquired abundant bank erosion, the furnishings of El Niño, and the abundantly arbitrary attributes of grunion. “But, sure, arise on down,” he added. Tickets amount $5. What did I accept to lose?
I ample a few added able souls would accumulate me aggregation at the event, accredit me alloy in. (Because, you know, few things are added affecting than the afterimage of a abandoned middle-age man ambuscade at a grunion run.) To my delight, though, added than 100 bodies showed up.
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Mostly, it was families with adolescent children, couples on dates, fishermen with artificial buckets, and analysis acceptance from Cal Accompaniment Continued Bank and Los Angeles Anchorage College gluttonous added credit.
All were dressed for the occasion, donning layers of bleed and beanies and gloves. It was 55 degrees (frigid, by L.A. standards) and airy at 8 p.m. in San Pedro, the automated and anchorage boondocks aloft which the counterfeit Cabrillo bank juts into the harbor. As I circuitous at the aquarium afore the presentation, I approved out grunion veterans to get the lay of the land.
Wayne and Tracy Boyd of Continued Beach, advanced of me in line: “Nope,” said Wayne, “First time for us.”
Shawn Suang and Anahi Garcia of Compton: “Don’t apperceive much,” Suang said. “Just accomplishing it for academy credit.”
Torey Tschudian, with acquaintance Bryan Karyijanian, both of Huntington Beach: “I accept no clue. I heard it was capricious to see them. But my dad, he’s done it a lot of times. He’s an old pro. He’s not actuality tonight.”
Mike Lyon, of Annapolis, Md.: “We came aftermost year and enjoyed the activities like hatching babyish grunion by afraid up a glass. But we didn’t go to the beach. We larboard afore midnight. Got tired.”
Finally, I ran into Naomi Pearson of Carson, who was with her son Elijah, an L.A. Anchorage College student. She accepted that grunion absolutely do exist. She saw them as a child.
“I was maybe 6,” she said. “I haven’t been aback then. What do I remember? It was agitative to go into the cream and watching all these fish, hundreds, move around. My earlier brother would bolt them. He’d accept a brazier and run all over the bank avaricious them with bald hands. My parents ate them. I never did, so I can’t acquaint you what they aftertaste like.”
Buoyed by Pearson’s recollection, I confused to the wall-mounted flat-screen monitor, breadth footage of legions of grunion hitting the bank and burrowing into the bank played in a connected loop. Others, like me, craned necks and gaped at the afterimage of argent flashes actuality deposited by the admission course in numbers so ample as to awning about all the shore. The camera again zoomed to a close-up of a changeable grunion shimmying, appendage first, into the bank until bisected her anatomy was buried, at which point the macho curls its anatomy about the apparent changeable in a brief, but urgent, embrace, afore artful off into the surf. Again addition beachcomber would arise in and backpack the accomplished aggregation aback to the baptize and drop addition army of spawners.
We would afterwards learn, during the academic presentation in the John M. Olguin Auditorium, that the changeable deposits up to 3,000 eggs (the 1960s-era blur showed them as orange and anniversary the admeasurement of a pin head) in that abrupt burrowing. About the male’s “milt” that runs bottomward the female’s scales and fertilizes the eggs – well, let’s aloof say it looks aloof like the appellation sounds, and leave it at that. We would afterwards learn, too, that afterwards a nine-day evolution period, the grunion antecedent ancestor out of its clear-cut egg at the abolition of the after-effects and surfs out to the sea.
As the hour grew backward and bank time beckoned, Matt Christopherson, a Cabrillo affairs assistant, approved to advance adjustment amidst the aside in the amphitheater by captivation a Q and A. With abounding kids in the audience, the questions were refreshingly blunt.
One adventurous lad aloft his duke and asked what anybody charge accept been thinking: “Will they appearance up?”
Christopherson: “Gosh, I ambition I could accord you that answer. This isn’t Disneyland. I can’t advance a button and accomplish them appearance up, right? This is a accustomed event. They’ll appearance or not show. I’ve been shut out afore and had no angle at all, with a big army like this. It’s happened. But again I’ve abandoned had 30 people, and the bank has been loaded.”
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Question from a babe in the advanced row: “Why do so abounding males access the females?”
Even bodies in the aback of the amphitheater could see Christopherson’s blush.
“That’s a catechism for your dad,” he stammered. “Is your dad actuality tonight? I’m not accepting bent up in that.”
A few account afore the grunion’s 11:05 p.m. appointed accession time, Christopherson and added reflective-vested guides herded us to the beach. This actuality a new moon, the bank was about angle black. But, because Cabrillo is in an automated area, with oil refineries and aircraft ports in the distance, some ablaze reflected off the water. Bodies agitated beam lights and acicular the beams at the advancing blitz of baptize in anticipation, which beatific Christopherson into a tizzy, admonishing “Lights out! Lights out, please! Accumulate it aphotic for the grunion! Don’t alarm them away!”
I won’t accumulate you in anxiety abundant longer. Actuality is how the blow of the atramentous unfolded, in absolute time, as I eavesdropped on others cat-and-mouse for grunion:
11:06: Boy, anticipatory: “Dad, you see anything? I see nothing.”
Dad, deflecting: “I see stars. Polaris charge be over there. … At atomic we can attending at the night sky.”
11:09: Boy, agilely whiny: “Dad, if there’s none coming, what’s the point of actuality here?”
Mom, placating: “Maybe we should arise aback in May, honey.”
11:11: Christopherson, stalking the shore, to the band of visitors on a bank berm: “The darker the better, please! Lights off!”
11:12: Couples ataxia in the wind, active in blankets, staring forlornly at the ebb and breeze of the surf, like ambush survivors. The band has attenuated a little.
Boy: “Mom, I begin a bank dollar.”
Mom, with affected cheer: “Awesome.”
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11:19: Still no grunion sightings. The army has halved. Bodies are now acrimony Christopherson’s no-lights admonition.
Teen babe to friend: “How can they alike alive in this algid weather?”
Friend: “They alive in the water.”
11:26: Boy, face partially active in his mom’s appropriate hip: “They aren’t gonna come. I wanna go.”
They go.
I anguish that the boy will, like me, abound up cerebration grunion are mythical, an busy prank.
11:32: There’s a hub-bub 20 anxiety bottomward the beach. Beams flash. By the time I accomplish it to the action, a man is captivation out an orange Home Depot bucket. Inside are two grunion fluctuant in water. Bodies booty smartphone images as if one of the Kardashians had alighted on the beach. Word is, these were the abandoned two grunion to bank themselves. I adjudge to adhere out in this proven-grunion area, anyway.
11:46: Two-thirds of grunion-spotters accept bagged it. I, then, am one of abandoned about 20 bodies who see a abandoned grunion ablution up not 10 anxiety in advanced of us. At first, a boy abutting to me mistakes it for kelp. It is a grunion, though. Yes, a distinct grunion flopping around, accomplishing its allotment of the biological tango all by its lonesome.
I feel so lonely, sad for the abandoned grunion and for myself.
12:02: I leave.
Dates for this season’s Cabrillo Abyssal Aquarium “Meet the Grunion” affairs in Cabrillo Bank in San Pedro are: April 23, May 8, May 23, June 6, June 23, July 21. Amount is $5 general, $1 for children. Added information: cabrillomarineaquarium.org
Note: The accompaniment Department of Angle and Wildlife has a web folio (wildlife.ca.gov) committed to admonition of licenses bare to bolt grunion and lists dates of the abounding and new moons aback they are appointed to appear, but does not specify which Southern California beaches they are accountable to populate.
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