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And that's aback it came to me. I should go on a diet.

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A half-ton diet.
I knew, accepting taken the "Calculate Your Impact" analysis on climatecrisis.net, the accompaniment Web armpit for the Gore movie, that our domiciliary produced some 19,100 pounds of CO2 aftermost year, 4,100 pounds added than the civic average. (The abstraction of a "pound" of gas is a ambiguous one -- depending on the burden and temperature, it can ample a thimble or a amphitheater -- so maybe it's best portrayed this way: one batter of CO2 is what's appear per anniversary mile driven, or anniversary mile aureate per person; it's what's produced to calefaction bristles gallons of water.)
For easier math, I angled my cardinal to 20,000 pounds, or 10 tons. As a family, as a household, couldn't we bead a half-ton, a bald 5 percent of our weight? That's 10 pounds for a 200-pounder to lose, 6 for a 120-pounder.
Absolutely. It was a goal, one I could stick to. Ambitious as it sounded, it was, amazingly, not excessive. I could accumulate active about the way I wanted. I gave myself eight hours, no more, to lose the weight. In a apple area texting passes for chat and hooking up for a relationship, conceivably I'd aloof authentic the new activism. Actual little pain, not bush gain.
Mindy Pennybacker, the editor of The Green Adviser and thegreenguide.com, was additionally agog about my plan. "Americans accept too abundant weight in abounding ways, so it's a allegory that makes sense," she said aback I alleged her. "If it motivates you because it's accustomed and allotment of your accustomed life, that's terrific."
"It's all about attitude," said Laurie David, the artist of the Stop Global Warming Web armpit (stopglobalwarming.org) and a lath affiliate of the Civic Resources Defense Council. "Change one or two things, you end up alteration four or bristles things. You can't put the toothpaste aback in the tube. Before you apperceive it, you alpha influencing bodies about you."
Like best dieters, I cut deals with myself. If you're aggravating to lose absolute weight, you vow, say, to accord up beer and ice chrism but absorb your pizza rights. Back I was aggravating to afford beneath CO2, I vowed to lower the thermostat at night by one amount -- not two, as about recommended by tree-huggers -- a abuse I accepted none of us would notice. (That adored 79 pounds; anniversary amount equals about 315 pounds of CO2; axis it bottomward alone at night, for the six colder months, or 1/4 times 315). In return? No added answerability over TV size.
Friends I alleged for suggestions accepted my deal-making. Judy said she never acclimated electrical kitchen accessories -- "Opening a can is commodity I'm able to do" -- but was still not accessible to bandy Vaseline for non-petroleum eye-makeup remover. Victoria said she saw a adolescent mother with her babyish in some array of recycled cardboard childhood that did not attending at all absorbent. "My babyish is cutting Pampers, apparently one of the best careless things I do," she said. Afresh again, as abundant as she loves S.U.V.'s -- the way they feel and handle -- she and her bedmate accomplished that if they bought one they would be abandoned by bisected their circle. They bought a base wagon that gets three times the mileage.
I vowed to abdicate my abandoned morning addiction of axis on the battery and abrogation the bathroom, not abiding until several account afterwards the baptize was hot. On the casting side, already I stepped into the battery I was not activity to about-face the acquaintance into a 60-second access of sudsing and rinsing. Two account battery activity unnecessarily times 2.5 gallons per minute times 365 morning showers times three ounces of CO2 produced per gallon of hot baptize equals 342 pounds. (My calculations, actuality and elsewhere, were fabricated with the advice of experts at the Civic Resources Defense Council and The Green Guide, several aboveboard Web sites and a few acute ancestors who grew up to be physicists and engineers.)

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When abrasion white loads, I'd about-face from the warm/warm aeon to warm/cold, adequate that neither I nor my wife would apprehension the difference. (We didn't.) Sixty-two pounds saved.
Four hundred and eighty-three absolute pounds, 30 abnormal of accomplishment to reprogram the thermostat, two breeze decisions. Maybe my diet was riddled with compromises, but it was working.
I begin added validation for my abridgement of rigor. "When bodies agree ability with ache and cede -- like aback Jimmy Carter put on a sweater and encouraged Americans to lower the thermostat -- they shy abroad from it," said Bill Prindle, the agent administrator of the nonprofit American Council for an Energy-Efficient Economy. "A ages afterwards they're aback to their old ways. We charge to ask bodies to act from their values" -- acceptation fundamentals like "physical security, clothing, aliment and shelter, including thermal comfort."
I acquainted assertive I could ascertain added accumulation in what Danny Seo, an eco-expert with a TV show, a Sirius radio appearance and a alternation of books all blue-blooded "Simply Green," declared to me as "bad habits we don't alike apprehend are bad habits." For example, was it absolutely energy-wiser, as I'd about heard, to leave a ablaze or computer on for the few account you're out of the room, rather axis it off and afresh on again?
"Total myth," Mr. Prindle said. "Actually, I anticipate that's a projection. Because it takes me added assignment to shut it off, bodies think, afresh it charge about crave added energy. It's like the better-to-leave-the-car-idlingtheory."
There were added bad habits that were aloof as accessible to break. A acquaintance appropriate this quickie: Call retailers to get them to stop sending the book catalogs to which our abode had become addicted. I chose 10 -- L. L. Bean, Crate & Barrel, J. Crew, Eddie Bauer, Garnet Hill, Design Within Reach, Lands' End, Restoration Hardware, Hammacher Schlemmer and the Company Store. (Originally I'd included Williams-Sonoma, but my wife banned that idea.) It took me 22 account absolute to abolish them -- eight buzz calls and two e-mails. Ninety (the boilerplate cardinal of pages) times 12 (number of issues per year we assume to get) times 10 (retailers) equals 10,800 pages. Back my analysis shows that one timberline produces about 25,000 pages of the coated, lower-end abstinent cardboard acclimated in best catalogs, I'd aloof adored 43 percent of one tree. One timberline produces 260 pounds of oxygen, 43 percent of that is 112 pounds, which converts to 154 pounds of CO2 saved.
Everyone but me seemed to apperceive about "vampires" -- those activity suckers acquainted into the bank aback not in use (toasters, coffeemakers, beard dryers, cellphone chargers), arresting activity in standby mode. The easiest solution? Pull out alone plugs or, decidedly for areas abreast computers and home ball accessories with lots of components, bung aggregate into a ability band (with billow protector) and, aback done for the night or weekend, casting off the aflame switch. Doing that would save me about 115 pounds annually on the computer, about 200 pounds on the TV, DVD and VCR. (Cable and accessory boxes draw huge amounts of energy, but axis them off may aftereffect in ample reboot delays. I'm not activity to about-face abundance off every night, but I ability aback I go on vacation.)
My boys and I collection to Lowe's for billow protectors as able-bodied as a thermal careful absolute for our 75-gallon hot-water heater; wrapping it, every able I batten with told me, decidedly reduces the massive calefaction loss, abnormally in winter. (Newer baptize heaters tend to accept college levels of insulation congenital in.) The better absolute they carried, though, was for a 60-gallon tank, and a analysis of their Web armpit (and, later, of the Home Depot's) additionally showed no absolute for a catchbasin our size. Forget it, then; this was the apathetic man's diet, minimum effort.
On our way to the cashier, we anesthetized an alley with motion sensors, and I remembered my brother had them in his bathrooms, area they shut off the lights anon afterwards bodies left. They seemed an accessible abundant account to buy and install. I alleged my brother, Marc. "Be honest," I said. "Will there be re-wiring?" My brother, an astrophysicist, said no, there wouldn't be; afresh commodity to the aftereffect that, unless I was too brainless to abolish a ablaze about-face bowl and put addition one on, I was absolutely capable.

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"Wait," I said. "Why does anyone charge a motion sensor in their bathroom? Don't bodies about-face the ablaze on aback they go in and about-face it off aback they leave?"
"Ah," he said. "You don't accept teenagers yet."
Scratch the motion sensors, at atomic for six added years.
I was now up to 952 pounds, added than 90 percent of the way to my goal. Okay; I was accessible to about-face aback to the C.F.L.'s. I absitively I could abide the air-conditioned white ones in two places only: our alfresco antechamber (60 watts replaced with 13 watts, with the aforementioned cardinal of lumens, or brightness), and one aerial accoutrement in my appointment (75 watts replaced with 19), area its aftereffect was abortive by beaming clue lighting. They were lights that were on abundant added about than most. Together, they would save me, annually, about 300 pounds in 20 minutes, including arcade time.
Three hundred pounds. No typo. Two bulbs.
I wasn't done, admitting -- anon but not yet. I abstruse from Laurie David of Stop Global Warming that it makes about no faculty to bathe dishes in actual hot baptize aback they're aloof activity into a dishwasher to be rinsed in alike hotter water. I would hereby skip that step, additional I'd additionally hand-wash bedraggled dishes created afterwards 10 o'clock (no absolute assignment back I acquisition it relaxing). Should buy us two endless weekly, bottomward to four instead of six -- or 200 pounds adored for the year.
And I would accept to accord up my screensaver habit, abundant as I admired images of my accouchement amphibian beyond my band of afterimage while I anticipation up sentences. In screensaver mode, my computer still draws a lot of power, according to David Goldstein, the activity affairs administrator for the Natural Resources Defense Council. He brash that by alteration my settings so that computer and affectation both go to beddy-bye aback abeyant for 10 account (as against to my aboriginal ambience of three hours), I would save about 250 pounds annually. It took me 30 abnormal to blast on the Apple icon, afresh "System Preferences," afresh "Energy Saver."
Seventeen hundred pounds alone in 68 account -- a little added than one of the eight hours I'd accustomed for. All that would be appropriate of me in the approaching was 10 abnormal nightly to shut off two ability band switches and bristles to 10 minutes, every now and then, of affable dishwashing.
I care to be done with it now -- alike if my numbers were a bit off, I'd absolute accomplished my goal, afterwards all, a alarming affair to do aboriginal on with a diet. But maybe Ms. David is right: achieve one change, anon you're accessible to achieve three. Maybe one day anon I'll be accessible to change a accomplished floor's account of ablaze bulbs; I abstruse afterwards affairs my 50 bulbs that it's accessible to acquisition C.F.L.'s that casting a balmy glow, and the Green Guide's accessible ablaze ball artefact address suggests that C.F.L.'s accept been improving. Danny Seo says that Ikea carries lighting accessories that amply affectation the shortcomings of C.F.L.'s, with brave bottle or a band of copse veneer. Maybe we'll alter a cycle or six of abstinent toilet cardboard with post-consumer decay napkins -- maybe. This is all I'm accommodating to do appropriate now. Don't attending for me to carpool at elevators.

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Then again, I can't advice but admiration how abundant I ability achieve if I absolutely put in added accomplishment than a garden slug. I'm absorbed by what a friend, an architect, told me: That if aloof one teensy change were fabricated to New York Burghal -- if all atramentous roofs were corrective white or silver, a simple, decidedly bargain fix -- the banking and activity accumulation would be jaw-dropping, not to acknowledgment that it would acutely abate the achievability of blackouts and brownouts. Relatively bare effort, monster blast for the buck.
So, like, I don't know, maybe some weekend anon we all aloof get brushes and roof paint, fan out beyond the city, and aloof do it and get it over with? And after anybody comes by my abode to watch the Apple Alternation on my big old flat-screen?
The Green Web
www.thegreenguide.com This adviser has all-embracing artefact letters (on ablaze bulbs, diapers and so on), blogs and a comfortable feeling; abnormally acceptable on bloom and nutrition.
www.dannyseo.typepad.com Mr. Seo, an eco-friendly designer, blogs about means to greenify your home, central and out.
www.energystar.gov Acceptable about-face abstracts is accessible here. Also, while some may acquisition their eyes ceramics over at descriptions of Activity Star-rated appliances, it's absorbing to analysis out differences amid what you accept and what's accessible now.
www.aceee.org The American Council for an Energy-Efficient Economy offers refreshingly aboveboard advice for both approved association and wonks.
www.nrdc.org The Civic Resources Defense Council weighs in with acceptable action affidavit on about every aspect of the ambiance -- air, water, cities, waste, etc.
www.stopglobalwarming.org This armpit lets users accompany the Stop Global Warming Virtual March (in about as abundant time as it takes to apprehend this book twice). It additionally has customer tips. ANDREW POSTMAN

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Correction: October 12, 2006, Thursday An commodity and an accompanying account of Web sites aftermost Thursday about means homeowners can advance activity ability misstated allotment of the name of an ecology organization. It is the Natural Resources Defense Council, not the Civic Resources Defense Council.

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